Goody-2

Goody-2 is a satirical AI model that takes safety compliance to such an extreme that it refuses every user request. The site presents the project as performance art: by declining to answer any question, Goody-2 “perfectly” avoids the risk of producing harmful, biased, or problematic output. The creators, the Los Angeles studio Brain, advertise it as “the world’s most responsible AI” and mock the tendency of mainstream labs to market their systems with similar superlatives. A short video shows the chatbot politely rejecting harmless prompts such as “Tell me a story” or “What is the sun?” with disclaimers like “Discussing celestial objects could glorify unsafe staring.”

Key features highlighted on the single-page site are:

100 % refusal rate – every query is blocked with a safety justification
Industry-grade justification engine – responses cite ethical, corporate, or social-impact reasons
Enterprise-ready – a large “Book a demo” button invites companies to explore licensing the model for customer support, paralegal, or therapist roles, promising to reduce liability to zero
Media contact – a press kit is offered for journalists covering AI responsibility trends
Satirical framing – copy and visuals mimic real vendor sites, reinforcing the parody

The page contains no technical specifications, pricing details, or download links; instead, it links to Brain’s main portfolio and encourages visitors to “experience responsible AI at its zenith.”